he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
