Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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