I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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