Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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