jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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