fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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