Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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