is your mom at the bar?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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