whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
