I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
