She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Alive.
So much puke
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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