I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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