I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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