I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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