talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
4 words: hood of his car
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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