Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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