escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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