And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
