need another drink. this is the easiest way
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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