I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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