In America we eat man semen.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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