Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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