There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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