I need help removing her.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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