Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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