I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
