Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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