best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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