Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
