You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Randomize
