a queef is a wish your heart makes.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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