I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize
