So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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