using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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