did you get engaged???
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
it glows. i had to have it.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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