she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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