Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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