its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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