No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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