You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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