If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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