I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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