he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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