I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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