I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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