Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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