you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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