Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I CAN MOONWALK!
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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