the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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