3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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