Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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