My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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