Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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