Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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