in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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